The Story Game

Okay, here's how it works:

I post a letter, and you have to copy and paste it and add a word at the end of it, soon making a story that makes sense. It's undoubtedly going to be random. Here's some examples:

Once

Once upon

Once upon a

Once upon a pancake

Once upon a pancake, Chuck Norris

Once upon a pancake, Chuck Norris ate

Once upon a pancake, Chuck Norris ate fake

Once upon a pancake, Chuck Norris ate fake cheese.

RULES:
Only add a word if it makes sense in the sentence.
You can't use names, unless they're celebrities names. And this is the only exception of which you can add on two words, which has to be both the name and the surname.
Don't say stuff like 'Ooh, I don't like this game', or any other going off topic.
Follow the rules of this site.
Have fun!

Okay, I'll begin!

Once

Once upon