Massive Role Playing Game

What this is, is we are going to play a game. What we do is choose any character from anything and then play out an adventure writing text. ANYTHING is Possible in this RPG! But there are rules:

1.Naughty Teletubby is NOT allowed to play.
2.If Naughty Teletubby tries to join in, he gets locked in the incredibly small closet.
3.No Stupid Characters (e.g. Barney the Dinosaur, Teletubbies, Doodlebops, Tweenies etc).


I will choose my characters (here is another rule, NOONE is allowed to play as the same character, although you can be more then one character, but you can't be more then one character at one time, and there is a limit of 6 Per User)
Matrix (from ReBoot)
ZIM (From Invader ZIM)
Dan Muoto (A Yu-Gi-Oh! Character I made up, who is Yugi's Cousin)
Seto Kaiba (From Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Sasuke Uchiha (from Naruto)

You will put the characters you play as on your Signature.

I'm going to be:

Barney
Bob the Builder
Andy Pandy
Dora the Explorer
Tinky Winky
Nemo
Matrix
ZIM
Dan Muoto
Seto Kaiba
Sasuke Uchiha
Yoshi

Yays.

Naughty Teletubby wrote:I'm going to be:

Barney
Bob the Builder
Andy Pandy
Dora the Explorer
Tinky Winky
Nemo
Matrix
ZIM
Dan Muoto
Seto Kaiba
Sasuke Uchiha
Yoshi

Yays.

This breaks all the rules! Do you even know who my 6 are?

*Locks him in the Closet he cannot get out of*

Well, does anyone want to play?

My characters are:
sonic the hedgehog
tails the fox
knuckles the echidna
skottik the hedgehog
rj the fox
punchout the echidna

lets PLAAAAAYYYYAAA

We will, once more people want to play.

I HAVE GOT TWO MEGA BAZOOKAS IN KASE STINKY NAUHGTYTUBBE COMES
IF HE DOES I WILL BLAST HIM TO BITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WARN YOU NAUGHTY TELLYTUBBS

Fine, YOU WIN!

Joking.

I'm going to be:

Barney
Bob the Builder
Andy Pandy
Dora the Explorer
Tinky Winky
Nemo
Matrix
ZIM
Dan Muoto
Seto Kaiba
Sasuke Uchiha
Yoshi
Waffles
Oink Oink Moo Cowz
Magical Trevor

Yays.

YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOUVE DONE YOU SON OF A DORLA

Haha, son of a dorla.

At least I don't hang out with Poopoo and Bumbum.

Naughty Teletubby wrote:Fine, YOU WIN!

Joking.

I'm going to be:

Barney
Bob the Builder
Andy Pandy
Dora the Explorer
Tinky Winky
Nemo
Matrix
ZIM
Dan Muoto
Seto Kaiba
Sasuke Uchiha
Yoshi
Waffles
Oink Oink Moo Cowz
Magical Trevor

Yays.

OKAY! You can play! You are the Bad Guy we have to kill, and the characters of mine you chose are evil clones of them!

However, does Monkey Man want to play?

WHYYYYYYYYYYY YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TELLLATUBBBAAAAA

I might play, I need to choose my characters first.

I will play as myself, Harry Potter.

I've chosen my characters!

King Kong
The Evil Monkey In Chris's Closet (From Family Guy)
The Monkey Man (myself)
Mr. Teeny (From The Simpsons)
Diddy Kong
Donkey Kong

No prizes for guessing why I chose them.

In the words of Gerard Way: Okay, Lets F***ing go!

INTRODUCTION:

Once day, the evil Naughty Teletubby captured 5 great heroes and cloned them. He then unleashed an Army of babies on the world. However, the great heroes escaped, and then went to find The Monkey Man. The Monkey Man decided "This is it! Prepare For War!"

Now we can begin!

Then, as The Monkey Man charged his little babushkas across the battlefield, Naughty Teletubby farted and the world exploded.

THE END

The above post didn't count at all, because he's not allowed to play. :/

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When the teletubby had his babushka servant tell him about the war, he screamed like a two year old girl who lost her Barbie doll.