Uh, Squidward?

I got the idea of this game from the amount of SpongeBob I watch. xD

In this game, you have to ask Squidward a question. Then he responds.

Remember, Squidward:

is boring
is an Octopus with six legs
plays the clarinet (quite badly)
oinks when he laughs
dances (quite badly)
hates everything fun
is easily annoyed
is not afraid to say 'no'
paints (quite badly)
hates SpongeBob and Patrick

So, um...yahh. You get the point.

Here's some examples:

THE MONKEY MAN: Squidward, can we play 'unicorns'?

SKOTTIK THE HEDGEHOG: No.
Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet.

ULTIMATE PUNK ROCKER: Okay, nice for me to know that.
Squidward, there's a noob behind you!

CHUCK NORRIS: Oh really? Is it YOU?! Ha*oink*ha*oink*ha*oink*... *notices noom deeply breathing behind him*

Squidward, that's a very nice painting. Do ya like the mustache I added to it?

SONICFAN456: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Squidward, why are you such a square?

So, ya get it? Good.

Squidward, why are you such a square?

I'm not a square, I'm a rhomboid.

Squidward, do ya look like this dude?

I isn't.
squidward, can you play with me???