How To Bake An Epic Cake

In this game, you have to post steps to making a cake.

They can be as serious or as crazy as possible.

Here's some examples:

THE MONKEY MAN: Step 1: Get a bowl.
SKOTTIK THE HEDGEHOG: Step 2: Put in some fake cheese.
ULTIMATE PUNK ROCKER: Step 3: Pour all your vintage ReBoot videos in it.
NAUGHTY TELETUBBY: Step 4: Fry Ultimate Punk Rocker's head and disintergrate it into the bowl.

RULES:
Only one step per post.
No double posting.
Don't repeat steps that have already been done.
Keep it appropiate.
Only mention me, Chuck Norris, in a positive way.
Don't post unless you're gonna post a step.
Please include a step number in your post (e.g. Step 1337), so we can keep it all organised.
Don't actually make the cake in RL, it might give you an upset tummy.
Have fun!

Let's play!

Step 1: Get a spoon.

Step 2: Burn everything Teletubby related and pour it into a mixing bowl that you've found at the local dump.

step 3:put an cake in the mixture and add lava!!!!!
YAYZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Step 4: Tell Chuck Norris to burn it with his beard.

step5: put in sum smlly soks

step6: put naughty tellybubby in the mixture!!!
(hahahehehe)

Step 7: Add some toilet paper, then hit Killing Stick with the spoon from Step 1.

STEP 8: get a chainsaw and cut off the tail of a cat

Step 9: Give it the odre of a skunk.

Step 10: Put the Cats Tail in the bowl and mash it in with Naughty Teletubby's severed head!

Step 11: Sing to the cake to make it happy.

Can I sing? I break windows...

STEP 12 : get a nuclear bomb in the mix and put Naughty Tellytubby's head also in the mix!!!!

Step 13: Put a banana in it. UNPEELED.

step 14 : put two thousand bullets and cookies in the mix

Step 15: Put 100 Bertie Bots Every Flavour Beans into the cake, and mix in with 10 Choclate Frogs.

Step 16: Put Karah Parshad in the mixture.