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"Sir, my computer has a virus!"

Post by The Monkey Man on Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:11 am

Yesterday, in school, I had a plain old ICT lesson. My friend, George, turned on his computer. It started normally.

Then the computer went black for about a second, and afterwards, a dark blue screen came up with white writing.

George said 'Sir, my computer has a virus!'
Even though I'm not a teacher (I'm an average teenage pupil), I replied 'That's not a virus. That's the Blue Screen of Death.'
So George said 'Sir, my computer has the Blue Screen of Death!'
The teacher didn't listen. So George started bashing random keys trying to get rid of the dark blue screen, but failed miserably. Then he looked at the BSoD, and noticed that it said:

If this is the first time you've seen this Stop Error screen, restart your computer.

So he restarted it.

Then, after the Windows XP logo showed up, it happened again. George said 'Sir! The blue screen of death won't leave me alone!'
Still, the teacher wouldn't listen. So George bashed the keys again. Eventually, when me and the rest of the class stopped laughing and going 'mwa mwa mwaaaaa', I put my hand up. This time, he actually answered me. I told him that George had the Blue Screen of Death on his computer.

The teacher had a look, and confirmed to everyone that that computer did have the Blue Screen of Death. He doesn't know how he got it. He wanted to know if the computer had any viruses. George looked at the computer box.
'I don't see any viruses, Sir.'
(He obviously wouldn't have, because viruses happen on screen, and they are usually not visible.)
He told George to go on the next computer. So he did, and the teacher called the technician.

One minute later...

'Sir, the Blue Screen of Death won't stop following me!'

I'm starting to think that George is an error screen magnet...

Even though it was quite painful for these two computers, the whole class were entertained by it for some reason.

P.S. Now his favourite colour isn't blue any more. It's now red. But he hasn't seen the red screen of death yet. DON'T TELL HIM!
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Re: "Sir, my computer has a virus!"

Post by SonicFan456 on Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:12 am

I would have been in tears from laughing so hard.

Perhaps George should undergo some sort of computer decontamination process before touching any more school computers. :p
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Re: "Sir, my computer has a virus!"

Post by The King of Socks on Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:14 am

lulz it wodnt stopp folowin him

por guy xDD
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Re: "Sir, my computer has a virus!"

Post by oontz890 on Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:15 am

LOL, the blue screen of death won't stop following him? Keep him away from my house. jk

jk about jk

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Re: "Sir, my computer has a virus!"

Post by Chuck Norris on Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:18 am

I'm sorry, but that dude needs to calm down. You don't just keep hitting the keyboards like that....
Anyway, LULZ

But how did he get the BSoD without me kicking his computer?
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Re: "Sir, my computer has a virus!"

Post by Naughty Teletubby on Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:19 am

The Blue Screen of Death is common on Windoze 'puters, and Micro$oft now considers it a "Feature"

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Re: "Sir, my computer has a virus!"

Post by Killing Stick on Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:20 am

the blue screen of death!!!!???
my boss of the chicago mafia had that once!
when he got it he shot the computer
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